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 Things you didn't know about Chuck Norris, Mr. T, or Vin Diesel

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PostSubject: Things you didn't know about Chuck Norris, Mr. T, or Vin Diesel   Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:09 am

Just what it says. Post one fact each about them per post. They can be actual facts, or things that exemplify how badass these guys are.

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

Mr. T was the original Black Power Ranger.

Getting murdered by Vin Diesel counts as a natural cause of death.
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PostSubject: Re: Things you didn't know about Chuck Norris, Mr. T, or Vin Diesel   Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:36 am

Vin Diesel LARPs. He really does.
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PostSubject: Re: Things you didn't know about Chuck Norris, Mr. T, or Vin Diesel   Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:57 am

There's no chin under Chuck Norris's beard. There's only another fist.

Gravity doesn't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay on the ground. Birds and planes don't count because they're shaped like T's.

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime. Teach Vin Diesel to fish, and he'll rid the ocean of all perceivable life forms.
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PostSubject: Re: Things you didn't know about Chuck Norris, Mr. T, or Vin Diesel   Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:08 am

Chuck Norris:
And for my one here, Chuck's favorite one: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Mr. T:
Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=mrt

Vin Diesel:
When he was nine, Vin Diesel dressed as himself to go trick-or-treating. He came home with a bag full of candy, a bag full of miniature liquor bottles, an Irish Setter, and two underage prostitutes carrying more of his candy.

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PostSubject: Re: Things you didn't know about Chuck Norris, Mr. T, or Vin Diesel   Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:39 pm

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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PostSubject: Re: Things you didn't know about Chuck Norris, Mr. T, or Vin Diesel   Fri Oct 02, 2009 3:47 pm

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.



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PostSubject: Re: Things you didn't know about Chuck Norris, Mr. T, or Vin Diesel   Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:04 pm

Unknown to the modern world, the Triforce actually exists. Unlike The Legend of Zelda, however, the pieces of the Triforce are named the Triforce of Vin Diesel, the Triforce of Mr. T, and the Triforce of Chuck Norris, all held by Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Chuck Norris, respectively. If all the pieces of the Triforce come together, there will come a power the universe has never seen. The reason the Triforce hasn't been united today lies in three simple facts: Chuck Norris thinks mohawks are gay, Mr. T thinks beards are gay, and Vin Diesel thinks hair in general is gay.
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